ColdFusion Pseudolocalization for Generating 'Fake Translations'

About 10 years ago, I wrote a ColdFusion User Defined Function (UDF) named pseudolocalize for transforming a given string by replacing its Roman (Latin) characters with similar-looking characters that have simple diacritical marks (accents, tildes, etc.). I shared it on my old Tumblr blog the same year, but thought...